January 8, 2016
#1627: Woosh
More substitutions that make reading the news more fun
Debate â Dance-off
Self driving â Uncontrollably swerving
Poll â Psychic reading
Candidate â Airbender
Drone â Dog
Vows to â Probably won’t
At large â Very large
Successfully â Suddenly
Expands â Physically expands
First
second
third-degree â Friggin’ awful
An unknown number â Like hundreds
Front runner â Blade runner
Global â Spherical
Years â Minutes
Minutes â Years
No indication â Lots of signs
Urged restraint by â Drunkenly egged on
Horsepower â Tons of horsemeat