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January 4, 2016

#1625: Substitutions 2 explain

Substitutions 2

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Substitutions

That make reading the news more fun

[A table of words/sentences on the left that change in to those on the left. Between each set of words there is a gray arrow pointing from right.]

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Debate

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| Dance-off

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Self driving

| ➜

| Uncontrollably swerving

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Poll

| ➜

| Psychic reading

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Candidate

| ➜

| Airbender

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Drone

| ➜

| Dog

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Vows to

| ➜

| Probably won’t

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| style=“text-align:right;” | At large

| ➜

| Very large

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Successfully

| ➜

| Suddenly

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Expands

| ➜

| Physically expands

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| style=“text-align:right;” | First/second/third-degree

| ➜

| Friggin’ awful

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| style=“text-align:right;” | An unknown number

| ➜

| Like hundreds

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Front runner

| ➜

| Blade runner

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Global

| ➜

| Spherical

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Years

| ➜

| Minutes

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Minutes

| ➜

| Years

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| style=“text-align:right;” | No indication

| ➜

| Lots of signs

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Urged restraint by

| ➜

| Drunkenly egged on

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| style=“text-align:right;” | Horsepower

| ➜

| Tons of horsemeat

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