January 4, 2016
#1625: Substitutions 2 explain
[Caption above the panel:]
More
Substitutions
That make reading the news more fun
[A table of words/sentences on the left that change in to those on the left. Between each set of words there is a gray arrow pointing from right.]
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Debate
| ➜
| Dance-off
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Self driving
| ➜
| Uncontrollably swerving
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Poll
| ➜
| Psychic reading
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Candidate
| ➜
| Airbender
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Drone
| ➜
| Dog
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Vows to
| ➜
| Probably won’t
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| style=“text-align:right;” | At large
| ➜
| Very large
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Successfully
| ➜
| Suddenly
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Expands
| ➜
| Physically expands
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | First/second/third-degree
| ➜
| Friggin’ awful
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | An unknown number
| ➜
| Like hundreds
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Front runner
| ➜
| Blade runner
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Global
| ➜
| Spherical
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Years
| ➜
| Minutes
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Minutes
| ➜
| Years
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | No indication
| ➜
| Lots of signs
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Urged restraint by
| ➜
| Drunkenly egged on
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| style=“text-align:right;” | Horsepower
| ➜
| Tons of horsemeat
|}