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September 28, 2015

#1583: NASA Press Conference explain

NASA Press Conference

[Cueball is standing behind a lectern with the NASA logo on it.]

Cueball: That concludes the press conference. Any questions?

Cueball: Yes, you, from… it just says “The News”?

[Beret Guy is standing in a crowd holding a microphone.]

Beret Guy: Hi! I have a microphone so I’m real loud now.

Beret Guy: How does this Mars data compare to data from other fields? Like medicine? Or sports?

Cueball (offscreen): That question makes no sense.

Beret Guy: If there’s water on Mars, is it ruined?

Beret Guy: Or will it be okay when it dries out?

Cueball (offscreen): Any other questions?

[The shot zooms out, showing that Cueball and the lectern is standing on a podium and also the crowd comes in to view.]

Beret Guy: What were those guys hassling Luke in the Mos Eisley Cantina trying to accomplish? I felt like I was supposed to understand that.

Cueball: Anyone else?

Ponytail: That’s now my question, too.

Megan: Were they just picking a fight?

Ponytail: If so, why did…