#1578: Squirrelphone

[[A person is walking along and they see a squirrel standing on a tree stump.]]

Squirrel: RIIIIING – RIIIIIING

[[The person picks up the squirrel and puts it to his ear like a phone.]]

Person: Hello?

[[The squirrel bites down on the person’s ear.]

«CHOMP»

Person: OW!

[[The squirrel leaps away, and the person is left holding his face in bewilderment.]]

Person: ???