August 26, 2015
#1569: Magic Tree
[[Beret guy excitedly points to a pillar about a meter across. There’s a sign on the side. Beret guy is pointing it out to his friend, Fancy Haircut]]
Beret: Check it out! I threw my magic beans on the ground here yesterday, and this big tree appeared!
[[Now in silhouette we see the pillar is several hundred feet tall, covered in antennae, and the figures are as ants in its shadow.]]
haircut: that’s a cell tower.
beret: no way– it has branches! See? I’m gonna climb it!
[[Beret guy begins to shimmy up the side of the pole. Somehow. With impressively powerful thighs I guess.]]
haircut: No, they just put those there to make it look– …never mind.
haircut: Why do I have no signal?
beret, with an axe: there were scary giants with yellow helmets in that tree! luckily, I cut it down before they ate me.