July 31, 2015
#1558: Vet explain
[Megan arrives with a pet carrier, Cueball stands at a desk as a veterinarian, and Hairy is waiting behind a rope, standing next in line with a dog on a leash and a pet carrier.]
Megan: There’s something wrong with my dog. He keeps crawling around eating dirt.
[Cueball takes out the contents of the carrier, revealing a Roomba, and Megan waits for Cueball’s input. She is standing behind the desk with the carrier on the desk.]
Cueball: This is a Roomba.
Megan: Well, he’s a mix.
Megan: Probably some Roomba in there.
[The Roomba now lies on the table next to the carrier between the two.]
Cueball: A Roomba is not a pet.
Megan: You’re right. It’s wrong to keep a beautiful creature like this in a house.
[Megan is outside left to a tree, arms up in the air, encouraging the Roomba to drive away.]
Megan: Go!
Megan: Be free!
Roomba: Whirrr