#1549: xkcd Phone 3

[[A drawing of a phone is shown here. Numerous features are pointed out. It is called THE XKCD PHONE 3, We Made Another One®]]

Listing of features:

Boneless

Ear screen

Heartbeat accelerator

MobilePay money clip

Siri, or whoever it was we put in here

Instead of being on surface only, screen goes all the way through

Theknot.com partnership: phone licensed to perform wedding ceremonies and does so at random.

Fingerprint randomizer.

USB E (hotswappable)

Waterproof, but can drown.

Foretold by prophecy

Runs natively

Wristband

Wireless discharging

Magnetic stripe

Two AA batteries (not included)