July 10, 2015
#1549: xkcd Phone 3
[[A drawing of a phone is shown here. Numerous features are pointed out. It is called THE XKCD PHONE 3, We Made Another One®]]
Listing of features:
MobilePay money clip
Siri, or whoever it was we put in here
Instead of being on surface only, screen goes all the way through
Theknot.com partnership: phone licensed to perform wedding ceremonies and does so at random.
USB E (hotswappable)
Waterproof, but can drown.
Foretold by prophecy
Two AA batteries (not included)