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July 10, 2015

#1549: xkcd Phone 3

xkcd Phone 3

[[A drawing of a phone is shown here. Numerous features are pointed out. It is called THE XKCD PHONE 3, We Made Another One®™]]

Listing of features:


Ear screen

Heartbeat accelerator

MobilePay money clip

Siri, or whoever it was we put in here

Instead of being on surface only, screen goes all the way through

Theknot.com partnership: phone licensed to perform wedding ceremonies and does so at random.

Fingerprint randomizer.

USB E (hotswappable)

Waterproof, but can drown.

Foretold by prophecy

Runs natively


Wireless discharging

Magnetic stripe

Two AA batteries (not included)