#1549: xkcd Phone 3 explain

[An image of a smartphone lying down, with many labels pointing to it. There is a black stripe across the top left corner of the phone. At the top right something is protruding from the side, like a volume control. There is a wrist band (only partly shown) attached to the middle of each side of the phone. Above the screen are several small features, below only a central square and on the bottom a socket. Clockwise from the top left the labels read:]

2 AA batteries

(not included)

Boneless

Ear screen

Heartbeat accelerator

MobilePay money clip

Siri, or whoever it was we put in here

Instead of being on surface only, screen goes all the way through

theknot.com partnership: Phone licensed to perform wedding ceremonies and does so at random

Fingerprint randomizer

USB E

(hotswappable)

Waterproof, but can drown

Foretold by prophecy

Runs natively

Wristband

Wireless discharging

Magnetic stripe

[Below the phone:]

Introducing

The xkcd Phone 3