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July 1, 2015

#1545: Strengths and Weaknesses

Strengths and Weaknesses

[[Two characters sit at a table, opposite one another. One is an INTERVIEWER, the other an APPLICANT]]

Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest weakness?

Applicant: Probably that I’m a giant tangle of parts that don’t always work right, so I can die easily.

Interviewer: Biggest strength?

Applicant: There will come a day when I’m either an ancesotr to ALL living humans, or to NONE of them.

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Applicant: Probably not the ancestor of all living humans yet. But you never know!