May 20, 2015
#1527: Humans explain
![Humans](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/humans.png "At this point, if we're going to keep insisting on portraying dinosaurs as featherless because it's "cooler", it's time to apply that same logic to art involving bald eagles.")
[Two robots are hovering in mid-air in the comic; what appear to be their optical arrays are facing each other.]
Robot 1: You know, new research suggests ancient human kings and queens were covered in colorful fabric.
Robot 2: Ugh, I like movie humans more. Screaming pink warriors with metal crowns poking through the skin on their heads!
Robot 2: Now they’re, what, big pillows?
Robot 2: Science ruins everything.