#1518: Typical Morning Routine

[[Darkness.]]

«BLEEP BLEEP»

Person 1: Urgh.

Person 2: Your alarm is going off.

Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Make it stop.

Person 1: Urrgh.

[[Still darkness.]]

«BLEEPEEP BLEEP BLEEP B»

Person 2: Hit snooze.

Person 1: I’m

trying.

I closed the alarm app and I can’t… I’ll just pop out the battery.

whoops!

«CLANG»

[[The light is on. Person one looks over the edge of the bed to see the vent on the floor is open.]]

«EEP BLEEP BLEEP BLE»

Person 2: Make it stop!

Person 1: It… fell down the vent.

[[Person 1 types on their laptop.]]

«EP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLE»

Person 2: Can you brick it remotely?

Person 1: Trying… I think I fumbled it into airplane mode?

Person 2: The battery could last for weeks.

Person 1: You know, maybe we should just move.