April 29, 2015
#1518: Typical Morning Routine
Person 1: Urgh.
Person 2: Your alarm is going off.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Make it stop.
Person 1: Urrgh.
«BLEEPEEP BLEEP BLEEP B»
Person 2: Hit snooze.
Person 1: I’m
I closed the alarm app and I can’t… I’ll just pop out the battery.
[[The light is on. Person one looks over the edge of the bed to see the vent on the floor is open.]]
«EEP BLEEP BLEEP BLE»
Person 2: Make it stop!
Person 1: It… fell down the vent.
[[Person 1 types on their laptop.]]
«EP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLE»
Person 2: Can you brick it remotely?
Person 1: Trying… I think I fumbled it into airplane mode?
Person 2: The battery could last for weeks.
Person 1: You know, maybe we should just move.