#1512: Horoscopes

Horoscopes with an actual basis in fact.

Aries: You may have been conceived after a 4th of July Fireworks show

Taurus: You may have been concieved on a hot August day

Gemini: You may have been concieved as the leaves began to chance

Cancer: You may have been concieved by people trying on costumes

Leo: You may have been concieved during thanksgiving

Virgo: You may have been concieved while a christmas song played

Libra: You may have been concieved after a new year’s eve party

Scorpio: You may have been concieved by people stuck inside after a long winter

Sagittarius: You may have been concieved during march madness

Capricorn: You may have been concieved during a sexy easter egg hunt

Aquarius: You may have been concieved on mother’s day

Pisces:: You may have been concieved at someone’s wedding