April 15, 2015

#1512: Horoscopes explain

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Horoscopes

With an actual basis in fact

[A list with the name of each astrological sign in the first column (in gray) and a horoscope for each sign in the second column. Here given in table form]

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! Aries •

| You may have been conceived after a 4th of July fireworks show

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! Taurus •

| You may have been conceived on a hot August day

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! Gemini •

| You may have been conceived as the leaves began to change

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! Cancer •

| You may have been conceived by people trying on costumes

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! Leo •

| You may have been conceived during Thanksgiving

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! Virgo •

| You may have been conceived while a Christmas song played

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! Libra •

| You may have been conceived after a New Year’s Eve party

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! Scorpio •

| You may have been conceived by people stuck inside after a long winter

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! Sagittarius •

| You may have been conceived during March Madness

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! Capricorn •

| You may have been conceived during a sexy Easter egg hunt

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! Aquarius •

| You may have been conceived on Mother’s day

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! Pisces •

| You may have been conceived at someone’s wedding

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