April 1, 2015
#1506: xkcloud explain
[This transcript only transcribes what can be seen in the first picture shown at the top of the explanation here. For more see link below.]
[One large frame with a five part comic and a large red button at the bottom.]
[Cueball sitting behind a desk.]
Cueball: We’ve made a huge mistake.
Desk: XKCD.COM
[Cueball stands and indicates a motley collection of computers and related equipment strewn around the desk.]
Cueball: I figured starting a cloud services company would be easy.
Cueball: After all, I’ve got tons of computers!
[A zoomed view on Cueballs head.]
Cueball: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr— they all struggle to protect privacy and user data…
Cueball: And we offered a solution.
Cueball: I forget what it was, though.
[Cueball is standing with his arms up.]
Cueball: Anyway, long story short, we screwed up immediately and lost tons of their data.
Cueball: Also a bunch of stuff is literally on fire?
[Cueball standing behind a desk.]
Cueball: We can fix this.
Cueball: But we need your help.
Desk: XKCD.COM
[Below the above is a large red rectangular clickable button, that will take the reader on to the interactive part of the comic. On the button it says in large white letters:]
CLICK HERE
To help us recover user data before Facebook & Co notice we lost it.
[The standard text for the next possible pages can be seen on the link to the [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript|continued transcript]]. Also here will be a list (which may not be possible to make complete) with possible text for the lost data.]