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April 1, 2015

#1506: xkcloud explain

xkcloud

[This transcript only transcribes what can be seen in the first picture shown at the top of the explanation here. For more see link below.]

[One large frame with a five part comic and a large red button at the bottom.]

[Cueball sitting behind a desk.]

Cueball: We’ve made a huge mistake.

Desk: XKCD.COM

[Cueball stands and indicates a motley collection of computers and related equipment strewn around the desk.]

Cueball: I figured starting a cloud services company would be easy.

Cueball: After all, I’ve got tons of computers!

[A zoomed view on Cueballs head.]

Cueball: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr— they all struggle to protect privacy and user data…

Cueball: And we offered a solution.

Cueball: I forget what it was, though.

[Cueball is standing with his arms up.]

Cueball: Anyway, long story short, we screwed up immediately and lost tons of their data.

Cueball: Also a bunch of stuff is literally on fire?

[Cueball standing behind a desk.]

Cueball: We can fix this.

Cueball: But we need your help.

Desk: XKCD.COM

[Below the above is a large red rectangular clickable button, that will take the reader on to the interactive part of the comic. On the button it says in large white letters:]

CLICK HERE

To help us recover user data before Facebook & Co notice we lost it.

[The standard text for the next possible pages can be seen on the link to the [[1506: xkcloud/Transcript|continued transcript]]. Also here will be a list (which may not be possible to make complete) with possible text for the lost data.]