March 9, 2015
#1496: Art Project
((Four figures hold forth with expository monologue.))
Figure holding a camera: I’m doing an art project where I take a picture of myself every hundred years.
Figure holding a phone: I’m doing an art project where I take a picture of myself every one twenty-fourth of a second.
Figure pointing to their face: I’m doing an art project where you can come to my house and watch my actual face age in real time.
Figure holding a burrito to their face: I’m doing an art project where you all do those things while I eat a burrito.