#1494: Insurance

((A figure seated at a desk is handing a document to a standing figure))

Seated figure: Here’s a page explaining the terms of your new fire insurance policy.

((Standing figure regards the page thoughtfully, gripping it with both hands, really taking it in.))

Standing figure: Hey, what if I–

((Seated figure interrupts))

Seated figure: And HERE’S a page explaining that the, quote, cool hack, unquote, you just thought of is called, quote, insurance fraud, unquote. We already know about it and it’s a crime.

Standing figure: Oh. Right. How did–

((Seated figure interrupts))

Seated figure: I see a lot of programmers here.