#1502: Wasted Time

((Two characters are talking. One is wielding a small electronic device. The other is wearing a hat.))

Hacker: This new keyboard is like thirty percent faster! I’m never going back.

Haberdasher: Good, put those years of horror behind you.

Hacker: Come on. Sure, sometimes my focus on efficiency doesn’t make sense. But we type a LOT. That 30% improvement pretty quickly adds up to a HUGE amount of wasted time rescued.

Haberdasher: I just watched you open google news and then close it without reading it FIVE TIMES IN A ROW.

Hacker: The fact that I spend most of my time so stupidly only makes it MORE important not to waste any here.