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March 11, 2015

#1497: New Products explain

New Products

Predicting the success or failure of a new product

based on what engineers and programmers are saying about it

[A two-column table illustrating this. The headings are actually standing above the table.]

{| class=“wikitable alternance”

! If they say…

! It means…

|-

| “It doesn’t do anything new”

|rowspan=“2”|The product will be

a gigantic success.

|-

| “Why would anyone want that?”

|-

| “Really exciting”

|rowspan=“2”| The product will be a flop.

Years later, its ideas will

show up in something successful.

|-

|“I’ve already preorded one”

|-

| “Wait, are you talking about

<unfamiliar person’s name>’s

new project?”

| The product could be

a scam and may result

in arrests or lawsuits.

|-

| “I would never put

in charge of

managing my .”

| Within five years, they will.

|}