February 23, 2015
#1490: Atoms explain
[Megan stands at a table and is preparing a sample for some kind of analysis in a device, when Beret Guy walks in.]
Beret Guy: What’re you doing?
Megan: Testing a sample for beryllium.
Beret Guy: That? Yeah, there’s a bunch of berylliums.
Megan: How do you know?
[Megan turns to Beret Guy who takes the sample and looks at it.]
Beret Guy: Look at it! See? Tons of oxygens and silicons, a few irons but definitely some berylliums too! Can’t you see them?
[They continue to talk.]
Megan: No, I can’t see a list of the atoms in a thing by looking.
Beret Guy: How do you tell what things are?
[Zoom in on Megan.]
Megan: This is ridiculous. Look at me. What do you see?
Beret Guy (off-panel): You have tons of metal in your face. Lots of fillings, I guess?
[Megan stares at Beret Guy who takes a looks at his own arm.]
Megan: What’s wrong with you?
Beret Guy: Too many zincs? I’ve always worried I had too much zinc and everyone thought I was weird.