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February 13, 2015

#1486: Vacuum

Vacuum

[[Beret Guy is heaving a vacuum cleaner overhead]]

Cueball: What are you doing?

[[Beret guy sets the vacuum cleaner on the ground as one would normally use it, but is standing atop the engine and desperately manhandling the grip.]]

Beret: Trying to unlock the tremendous energy of the vacuum.

[[Beret guy rises off the ground, hovering on the vacuum cleaner]

Cueball: That’s not what that-

Beret: Ha ha! It works!

«BWAROUUGUMHGHHGMMM»

Cueball: I said, that’s-

Beret: The univere is mine to command!

«GLHDFKUOUAHUUUUGUUUAAAUUAUUUUUUUGGGGGH»

[[Beret guy rockets away on plume of Clean Energy]]