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February 13, 2015

#1486: Vacuum explain

Vacuum

[Beret guy is holding an upright vacuum cleaner upside-down by the handle, waving it around above his head.]

[The vacuum cleaner is upright on the ground, and Beret guy is standing on its body, wiggling the handle.]

Cueball: What are you doing?

Beret Guy: Trying to unlock the tremendous energy of the vacuum.

[Beret guy rides the vacuum cleaner as it begins to lift off, propelled upward by an unknown force.]

Cueball: That’s not what that—

Beret Guy: —Ha ha! It works!

[Beret guy flies away on the vacuum cleaner.]

Cueball: I said, that’s—

Beret Guy: The universe is mine to command!!