February 13, 2015
#1486: Vacuum explain
[Beret guy is holding an upright vacuum cleaner upside-down by the handle, waving it around above his head.]
[The vacuum cleaner is upright on the ground, and Beret guy is standing on its body, wiggling the handle.]
Cueball: What are you doing?
Beret Guy: Trying to unlock the tremendous energy of the vacuum.
[Beret guy rides the vacuum cleaner as it begins to lift off, propelled upward by an unknown force.]
Cueball: That’s not what that—
Beret Guy: —Ha ha! It works!
[Beret guy flies away on the vacuum cleaner.]
Cueball: I said, that’s—
Beret Guy: The universe is mine to command!!