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December 4, 2015

#1612: Colds


Student: I’m having second thoughts about grad school and could use some advice.

Professor: Consider the fire ant. When there’s a flood, fire ants survive by joining together into giant floating rafts.


Student: Wait, what lesson am I supposed to take from that?

Professor: Ants are SO COOL!

Student: you’re not big on metaphors, are you.

Professor: I am big on ants.