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November 13, 2015

#1603: Flashlights


[[A person approaches another person sitting in a chair]]

Person 1: Remember how flashlights sucked when we were kids? Always dim and finicky?

Person 2: I guess?

[[They walk to the door]]

Person 1: Well, I discovered there are now internet flashlight enthusiasts.

And the technology has… improved.

Person 2: Ok, let’s see.

[[As they walk outside into the night, Person 1 turns his flashlight on. An enormous incandescence springs forth. Person 2 shies away for a moment.]]


Person 1: See how it lights up the whole forest?

Person 2: ..the trees are on fire.

Person 1: Real bright, though.