October 5, 2015
#1586: Keyboard Problems explain

[Cueball sits between two laptops. Megan stands behind him.]
Cueball: Keys on my keyboard keep failing, even when I boot from an external recovery disk.
Megan: Sounds like it’s hardware, then.
[Cueball moves over to the laptop behind him.]
Cueball: Yeah… except the problem followed me from my last computer.
Megan: You have the most bizarre tech issues.
[Cueball picks up the keyboard from the rear computer and plugs it into the one in front of him.]
Cueball: It must be spreading via keyboards. This one won’t work with any computer now.
Megan: When the robot apocalypse happens, I’m hiding out in your house. Any Skynet drones that come near will develop inexplicable firmware problems and crash.