January 28, 2015
[[Two characters sit at a computer. The hair’d one sits at the controls, and the bald one hovers impatiently behind.]]
Hair’d character: Wait, why can’t I click anywhere?
Bald character: I don’t… ugh, it opened a dialog box offscreen.
Hair’d character: Why is that even POSSIBLE?
Bald character: It really shouldn’t be. But you can fix it by changing your screen resolution to trigger a window cleanup.
Hair’d character: SERIOUSLY?
Bald character: I know, I know…
Caption: To be honest, I can’t WAIT for the day when all my stupid computer knowledge becomes obsolete.