#1477: Star Wars

[[Two characters walk & talk together.]]

Bald character: We’re almost at the back to the future date.

Hair’d character: We’re even closer to the star wars tipping point.

Bald character: The what?

[[A timeline appears, labeled at 1980, 1990, 2000, 2010.]]

   Return of the Jedi

   |        The phantom menace

   |        |          May 13th

   |        |          |

   |<------>|<-------->|

—–|—–|—–|—–|——

 1980  1990  2000  2010

Hair’d character: On may 13th, the phantom menace will have come out closer to return of the jedi than to the present

Bald character: Wow.

Bald character: It’s weird how I’m constantly surprised by the passage of time when it’s literally the most predictable thing in the universe.

Hair’d character (gazing into distance): You know, “a long time ago” should have “plus four more decades” added in rereleases.