January 2, 2015

#1468: Worrying

((There’s a 2D chart.))

((The vertical axis reads:))

not very worried <– … in real life –> very worried

((The chart itself includes the following items:))

       <---------------- Chest wound -------------->

      * ... on your right side                      * ... on your left side

• Getting knocked out by a punch

                                      * "We need to talk."
  
                                                            * Persistent cough
  

• Parking ticket

                                               * Breaking news
  

  • Spilling a drink on your shirt * Nosebleed

((The horizontal axis reads:))

not very worried <– … in movies –> very worried