#1468: Worrying explain

How worried should you be when various things happen to you:

[A chart with a scatter plot on which 9 dots are labeled. Each axis has a title and a scale. Reading from the top to the bottom and then left to right along the axis are:]

Very worried

…In Real Life

Not very worried

…In Movies

Very worried

[The labels in the chart from the top:]

[This first entry is standing in the middle of a square bracket that points to the two next entires both of which are at the same level:]

Chest wound

…on your right side

…on your left side

Getting knocked out by a punch

“We need to talk.”

Persistent cough

Parking ticket

Breaking news

Spilling a drink on your shirt

Nosebleed