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January 19, 2015

#1475: Technically


[[A character with a jaunty hat holds forth to character paying rather more attention to a nearby insect.]]

First character: Well, technically, food is a “drug”, since it’s a substance that alters how your body works, so yes, I’m-

Second character: Hey, look at that weird bug!

Caption: My life improved when I realized I could just ignore any sentence that started with “Technically”.