January 19, 2015

• Cueball
• White Hat

#1475: Technically explain

[White Hat talks to Cueball who looks at a flying insect.]

White Hat: Well, technically, food is a “drug”, since it’s a substance that alters how your body works, so yes, I’m—

Cueball: Hey, look at that weird bug!

[Caption below the panel:]

My life improved when I realized I could just ignore any sentence that started with “technically.”