August 25, 2014

#1412: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles explain

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;WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE TITLES

With the right syllable stress pattern to be sung to the tune of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song

[Six groups of Wikipedia article titles are written out. Each group contains ten titles. The first title of each group is drawn in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, where the final word of each title is drawn in bulbous green text in the shape of an arch, with the remaining words in white text on a red banner above the green text. The remainder of the titles in each group are arranged as a list in standard font next to the larger titles, alternating from right to left hand side going down the comic.]

;Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Biggest Loser: Second Chances

Cayman Island blue iguana

Central Texas pocket gopher

Church of Jesus Christ Creator

Climate change and meat production

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Daylight saving time in China

Denver Airport People Mover

Easter Island spiny lobster

;Asian Human Rights Commission

Edgar Allan Poe Museum

Engine failure after take-off

English as a second language

Former Arctic Monkeys members

Fowler’s Modern English Usage

Georgia Game and Fish Department

Golden-mantled howler monkey

Greater Cleveland Film Commission

Hairy flower chafer beetle

;San Diego City Council

Harland David “Colonel” Sanders

Human Tissue Resource Network

Klondike-class destroyer tender

Legal code of North Dakota

Lesser knapweed flower weevil

Lockheed Martin Atlas rocket

Maple syrup urine syndrome

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers

Nablus mask-like facial syndrome

;Single payer health insurance

Neo Geo Pocket Color

New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly

Newton’s second law of motion

North Korean Workers Party

Orange County Business Council

Over/under cable coiling

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Places named for Adolf Hitler

Proton-proton chain reaction

;Spotted giant flying squirrel

Puerto Rican lizard-cuckoo

Quantuum [sic] vacuum plasma thruster

Rocky Mountain spotted fever

Royal Flying Doctor Service

Russian Women’s Fascist Movement

Semi-active laser guidance

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

;Women science fiction authors

Trailing suction hopper dredger

Vector graphics markup language

Viti Levu giant pigeon

Voting rights in Puerto Rico

William Henry, Duke of Gloucester

Windows Vista startup process

Woodrow Wilson “Woody” Guthrie

Yaba monkey tumor virus

Zack and Miri Make a Porno