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July 7, 2014

#1391: Darkness


[[A news anchor with a ponytail sits at a news desk while a correspondent is inset in a black box on the screen next to her.]]

Anchor: …getting reports that the darkness has spread as far west as Texas. Let’s go live to our reporter in Houston.

Correspondent: It’s been thirty minutes since the sun vanished…

“Genie, for my last wish, make everyone in the media forget about the day-night cycle.”