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July 11, 2014

#1393: Timeghost


[[A ghost flies over to a couple of people.]]

Ghost: …ooOOOOOOOOooo… Tiiiime is passiiiing!

Person 1: Ugh. Timeghost.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Here come the factoids.

[[The ghost flies around in little circles as it speaks. Person 1 turns away.]]


Forrest Gump

came out closer to the Vietnam War than to the present daaay.

P1: Go away!

TG: The average new grandparents are younger than Keanu Reeeeves!

P2: That can’t be right…

[[The ghost is out of panel. Person 1 is plugging their ears.]]

TG: Today’s new parents were ten when Eminem got big - DaAaaAaad MuuUuUuSic - They remember Simpsons Season 5 or 6 at the earliest.

P1: Argh!

P2: How long has it been doing this?

[[The ghost floats above them. They look up.]]

TG: The staaaaart of my haunting is now further away than your deaaaths!

P1: Will you sto–WHAT!?