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June 30, 2014

#1388: Subduction License explain

Subduction License

[Beret Guy is looking at some mail he has received while Cueball is at his computer desk at the other side of the room.]

Beret Guy: Sweet! I finally got my subduction license!

Cueball: Your what?

[Beret Guy starts sinking into the ground, causing it to ripple.]

Cueball: …What are you doing?

[Beret Guy sinks further, forming a miniature mountain range in front of him. Cueball is frantically trying to keep his computer steady as his desk tilts.]

Cueball: Stop it! Stop it!

[Beret Guy is waist-deep, and snow caps have formed on the mountains. Cueball is falling backwards from his desk and out of his chair, and the monitor unplugs itself from his computer.]

Cueball: Augh!