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June 25, 2014

#1386: People are Stupid

People are Stupid

[[White Hat Man talks to Stick Figure Guy.]]

WH: Well, you know, people are stupid.

SF: sigh

[[The continue to face each other and converse.]]

SF: No, people aren’t stupid. On average, people are of average intelligence. When you say “people are stupid,” you mean stupid compared to

your

expectations.

[[A close-up on Stick Figure.]]

SF: What you’re really saying is “other people aren’t as smart as

me

. - And maybe you’re right! In which case

I’d like to bestow upon you the First Annual AWARD for EXCELLENCE in BEING VERY SMART.

[[Stick Figure presents White Hat with a trophy as confetti rains down.]]

May you continue to grace our internet with your wisdom.