May 28, 2014
#1374: Urn
[[A lecturer is standing in front of a student at a desk.]]
Lecturer: Imagine that you’re drawing at random from an urn containing fifteen balls–six red and nine black.
Student: Ok. I reach in and…
…My grandfather’s ashes?!? Oh god!
Lecturer: I… what?
Student:
Why would you do this to me?!?