April 9, 2014
[[Two people are walking along, one is looking at her phone.]]
Person 1: Heartbleed must be the worst web security lapse ever.
Person 2: Worst so far. Give us time.
[[Still walking, first person is now holding her phone at her side.]]
Person 1: I mean, this bg isn’t just broken encryption. It lets website visitors make a server dispense random memory contents.
[[They stop walking and face each other.]]
Person 1: It’s not just keys. It’s traffic data. Emails. Passwords. Erotic fanfiction.
Person 2: Is
[[They begin walking again.]]
Person 1: Well, the attack is limited to data stored in computer memory.
Person 2: So paper is safe. And clay tablets.
Person 1: Our imaginations, too.
Person 2: See, we’ll be fine.