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February 7, 2014

#1327: Mobile Marketing

Mobile Marketing

[[Black Hat sits at a desk. A voice speaks from off panel, in front of Black Hat.]]

Off Panel Voice: CNN hired you to improve viewership.

[[Black Hat continues sitting at the desk.]]

Black Hat Guy: …yes, and?

[[Next panel, conversation continues.]]

Off Panel Voice: You texted “holy crap, turn on the news” to a million random phone numbers?

Black Hat Guy: It sure did work.

Off Panel Voice: Not what we meant!