February 5, 2014
#1326: Sharks
[[The character is sitting on a throne, talking to a minion who’s not shown in the panel.]]
Minion: The prisoner escaped and is swimming toward the mainland!
Leader:
Release the sharks.
Minion: Yes, sir.
Minion: The sharks are swimming away.
Leader: They’re escaping, too? Send sharks after them!
Minion: Now
those
sharks are swimming away.
Leader:
More sharks.
Minion: … sir, what’s going on?
Leader: Prisoners, of course! Can’t let ’em escape!
Minion: Sir, are you trying to turn Doom Island into a marine biology center?
Leader:
Shark populations are in decline–
Leader: ahem
Leader: I mean, the world must fear us!
Minion: Right…