#1467: Email

[[Two characters meet. One is wearing a beret.]]

Character: Any New Year’s resolutions?

Bereted character: Gonna figure out what email is.

Character: …

Email?

Bereted character: People always say they’re sending them. They sound really into it, so I always nod, but I have no idea what it is.

Character: You have an address on your website!

[[The bereted character looks thoughtful.]]

Bereted character: Oh,

that’s

what that thing is.

Character: Email is important! You can’t just

never

check it. It’s not like voicemail.

Bereted character: Can’t they just send messages

normally?

Character: How?

Bereted character: Fax! Or snapchat.

Character: … The naked pic thing?

Bereted character: Fax machines aren’t

just

for faxting!

{{Title text: My New Year’s resolution for 2014-54-12

14 Dec:12:1420001642 is to learn these stupid time formatting strings.}}