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December 31, 2014

#1467: Email explain

Email

[Megan approaches Beret Guy.]

Megan: Any New Year’s resolutions?

Beret Guy: Gonna figure out what email is.

Megan: …Email?

[Megan points to her phone.]

Beret Guy: People always say they’re sending them. They sound really into it, so I always nod, but I have no idea what it is.

Megan: You have an address on your website!

[Megan and Beret Guy walking.]

Beret Guy: Oh, that’s what that thing is.

Megan: Email is important! You can’t just never check it. It’s not like voicemail.

Beret Guy: Can’t they just send messages normally?

Megan: How?

Beret Guy: Fax! Or Snapchat.

Megan: …The naked pic thing?

Beret Guy: Fax machines aren’t just for faxting!