December 26, 2014
#1465: xkcd Phone 2
[[There’s a phone.]]
((It’s surrounded by labels pointing at features of the phone. These are presented counterclockwise from the top.))
((The following arrow points at a lozenge along the top edge of the screen.))
<– Always-on speaker
<– MaxHD: Over 350 pixels per screen
<– Volume and density control
<– FitBit(r) Fitness Evaluator
<– Dog noticer
<– 3D Materials
<– OS by StackOverflow(r)
((The following arrow points at a button on the bottom edge of the screen.))
<– Scroll lock
((The following arrow points at an opening on the bottom edge of the phone, where a charger would typically go.))
<– Coin Slot
((The following arrow points at a small drawer where one would expect a SIM card to fit.))
<– Bug drawer
<– Cries if lost
<– Cheek toucher
<– Googleable
<– Waterproof (Interior only)
<– Ribbed
<– Auto-rotating case
((The following arrow points at dots above the top edge of the screen.))
<– Blood Pressure Reliever
Introducing
The xkcd Phone 2
A Phone For Your Other Hand(r)