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December 26, 2014

#1465: xkcd Phone 2

xkcd Phone 2

[[There’s a phone.]]

((It’s surrounded by labels pointing at features of the phone. These are presented counterclockwise from the top.))

((The following arrow points at a lozenge along the top edge of the screen.))

<– Always-on speaker

<– MaxHD: Over 350 pixels per screen

<– Volume and density control

<– FitBit(r) Fitness Evaluator

<– Dog noticer

<– 3D Materials

<– OS by StackOverflow(r)

((The following arrow points at a button on the bottom edge of the screen.))

<– Scroll lock

((The following arrow points at an opening on the bottom edge of the phone, where a charger would typically go.))

<– Coin Slot

((The following arrow points at a small drawer where one would expect a SIM card to fit.))

<– Bug drawer

<– Cries if lost

<– Cheek toucher

<– Googleable

<– Waterproof (Interior only)

<– Ribbed

<– Auto-rotating case

((The following arrow points at dots above the top edge of the screen.))

<– Blood Pressure Reliever

Introducing

The xkcd Phone 2

A Phone For Your Other Hand(r)