December 24, 2014
[[Two characters are walking and talking.]]
Character: Say Santa eats a cookie at every few houses. That’s hundreds of tons. By the end of the night, he should be a hulking seven-story behemoth.
Character: But he’s not.
[[The characters stop and face one another.]]
Second character: What are you…
Character: Does Santa poop in our houses?
[[They continue to walk.]]
Second character: No way.
Character: That mass must be going somewhere.
Second character: He has that magic bag…
Character: You think he poops in the bag of
[[The second character gestures thoughtfully.]]
Second character: Maybe instead of pooping in every few houses, he waits, and then in a few houses, he poops a
Character: And what if no one’s been
Second character: He picks at random. The needs of the many…