#1464: Santa explain

Megan: Say Santa eats a cookie at every few houses. That’s hundreds of tons. By the end of the night, he should be a hulking seven-story behemoth.

But he’s not.

Cueball: What are you…

Megan: Does Santa poop in our houses?

Cueball: No way.

Megan: That mass must be going somewhere.

Cueball: He has that magic bag…

Megan: You think he poops in the bag of presents?

Cueball: Maybe instead of pooping in every few houses, he waits, and then in a few houses, he poops a lot.

Megan: What if no one’s been that naughty?

Cueball: He picks at random. The needs of the many…