#1458: Small Moon

$GENERAL JAN DODONNA: An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has reinvigorated the arguments of the 'artificial moonlet' and 'rogue planet-station' camps. I fear this question is fracturing the Rebellion.$

[[The exterior of the Millennium Falcon, watching as an Imperial Fighter approaches the Death Star in the distance. Voices from inside…]]

Luke: He’s heading for that small moon.

Obi-Wan: That’s no moon - it’s a space station.

[[The same view.]]

Luke: It’s too big to be a space station.

Obi-Wan: But it’s too

small

to be a moon.

[[Three hours pass]]

[[The Millennium Falcon in side view.]]

Obi-Wan: Fine! What if we agree it’s not a moon, but we make a new category called “dwarf moon”?

Luke: And what’s the cutoff, asshole?! Is this

ship

a dwarf moon now?

Obi-Wan: Screw you.