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October 24, 2014

#1438: Houston

Houston

[[A spacecraft floats in outer space, the earth far in the background. Bits of it have broken off.]]

Orbiter transmission: Houston, we have a problem

[[A figure with a headset sits at a computer desk with two monitors.

Figure: Cool.

[[We see a close-up of the figure.]]

Orbiter transmission: … What? Houston, we stirred our O2 tank and it exploded!

Figure: Sounds like you suck at stirring.

[[We see the orbiter in space, far from the planet.]]

Orbiter transmission: … Houston? Are you-

Figure: Listen, I’ve got another call. Good luck landing your airplane or whatever.

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