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October 24, 2014

#1438: Houston explain

Houston

[A spacecraft floats in outer space, the earth far in the background. Bits of it have broken off.]

Orbiter transmission: Houston, we have a problem

[Cueball with a headset sits at a computer desk with two monitors.]

Cueball: Cool.

[We see a close-up of Cueball.]

Orbiter transmission: …What? Houston, we stirred our O₂ tank and it exploded!

Cueball: Sounds like you suck at stirring.

[We see the orbiter in space, far from the planet.]

Orbiter transmission: …Houston? Are you-

Cueball: Listen, I’ve got another call. Good luck landing your airplane or whatever.

Click