October 22, 2014
#1437: Higgs Boson
[[Woman standing at a podium with man behind her]]
Person off scene: Tell us about your proposal.
Woman: We’re requesting $3 billion in funding to find the Higgs Boson.
Person off scene: … wait. Didn’t you already find it a year or two ago?
Man: Yes, well, um.
[[Zoom into woman]]
Woman: … ok, this is embarrassing.
Man off scene: See, the thing is—
[[Zoom out to original scene]]
Person off scene: Don’t tell us you lost it already.
Woman: Look. In our defense it’s really small.