#1437: Higgs Boson explain

Offscreen: Tell us about your proposal.

Ponytail: We’re requesting $3 billion in funding to find the Higgs boson.

Offscreen: …wait. Didn’t you already find it a year or two ago?

Cueball: Yes, well, um.

Ponytail: …OK, this is embarrassing.

Cueball: See, the thing is—

Offscreen: Don’t tell us you lost it already.

Ponytail: Look.

Ponytail: In our defense, it’s really small.